yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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