ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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