the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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