is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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