She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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