Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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