Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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