sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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