STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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