Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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