: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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