Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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