could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I would ride that face into the sunset
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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