Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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