Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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