Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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