Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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