The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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