Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You took a bar mat shot.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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