How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
So. Much. Porn.
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