I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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