i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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