im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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