yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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