im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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