OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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