You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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