I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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