U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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