there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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