I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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