Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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