My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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