"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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