Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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