Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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