For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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