Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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