so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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