You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
PANTIES FOUND
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