Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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