In the future we'll all be gay
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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