I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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