Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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