Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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