You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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