Cold hands, warm shart.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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