Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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