Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
did you just send me my own nude
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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