Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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