Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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