hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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