Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
