Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
zippers are such a cool invention
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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