i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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