I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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