she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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