I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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