Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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